"So do you sell drugs?" "No I’m only five"
Kotama Bouabane’s complete Melting Words (2007). I know there’s a photoset going around with a few of these, but I think it’s important that they’re all together, as that tells the story best.
IS THAT DOG TEACHING A HUMAN PUPPY TO CRAWL
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit